So I'm cleaning out my internal rage filter by looking at highlights of any or all boxing matches and looking on Justice Porn. For those who don't know when I say Justice Porn, I mean beautiful portrayals of justice. Just like that way Room Porn has the best, sexiest houses. So yeah. Just so you know. When I found this subreddit, I did what I always do: find the top post of all time in that particular subreddit. This is what came up:
Evil Elementary School Girl
Ok this may be an example of preemptive revenge, but considering how it happened I'm still pretty sure I was entirely in the right. not sure how petty it was. But anyways...In elementary school I wasn't the most popular kid, I was into books, had big glasses, into video games, got very good grades, classic nerd. I had friends sure, but I did tend to be the butt of the classic "nerdy-kid" jokes.
One day in class we were doing some sort of busy work and I was seated across from one of the girls (let's call her BitchJ) who always loved to make fun of me and give me crap. The girl for some reason was stamping her feet up and down on the floor like a crazy person (not just the nervous knee thing that most people get from time to time, full on lifting and dropping them fuckers).
The massive shockwaves from her dinosaur stomping ending up knocking her glasses off the desk and somewhere right beneath her feet. Being the good guy that I was, I immediately yelled out "BitchJ, STOP, WATCH YOUR FEET!". She stops her foot, a few inches from her glasses, then looks at me and just asks, "Why?".
Now I could have told her that she was about to ruin her glasses, but for some reason I didn't. I happened to not be wearing my own glasses at the time, and on a lark I told her, "You're about to step on my glasses".
The bitch got the biggest grin on her face, lifted her foot back up and smashed it back down onto her own glasses. BitchJ heard them crack and bent down to pick the glasses up, still grinning at me without breaking her gaze. When she lifted the glasses up and looked at them, and realized they were her own, she started crying, loudly. Ran to the teacher.
It was wonderful
People say that revenge is overrated...I beg to differ. Just reading that felt good.
Kinda makes you feel like:
Bitch deserved what she got.
So I finally got the date of my AMus Exam: 20th of May. That gives me just around a month to get my shit sorted.
Anyway, that was all I really wanted to share. And this. Have you ever finished a game of solitaire? Well, if you haven't, this is what you see at the end. On Windows. 95/XP
So yeah, that's all. I heard just lately that my Auntie had started doing some kind of Irish Dancing just for fitness. As always, when you start doing that kind of thing, you'll meet new people right? Sometimes, on the off chance, you might just meet someone you know. Sometimes, on the off chance, you'll meet someone you might've seen somewhere.
Who would've known. What were the f***ing chances.
If you're desperate to know, you'll find the name somewhere in this page. Not on the page. In. No innuendos intended :P but yeah. Who does that kinda thing anyway? Well then again, I'd do it too if the instructor was hot. Or something. Maybe. Actually maybe not.
Hint: Have you ever pressed the F12 button before? Just try it, you might see some stuff. It's pretty deep too. It's a lot easier if you have chrome. Just follow the colours man.
A la Prochaine~
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