on Friday, April 26, 2013
Shit, I really need some downtime.
on Saturday, April 13, 2013
So I'm cleaning out my internal rage filter by looking at highlights of any or all boxing matches and looking on Justice Porn. For those who don't know when I say Justice Porn, I mean beautiful portrayals of justice. Just like that way Room Porn has the best, sexiest houses. So yeah. Just so you know. When I found this subreddit, I did what I always do: find the top post of all time in that particular subreddit. This is what came up:

Evil Elementary School Girl
Ok this may be an example of preemptive revenge, but considering how it happened I'm still pretty sure I was entirely in the right. not sure how petty it was. But anyways...

In elementary school I wasn't the most popular kid, I was into books, had big glasses, into video games, got very good grades, classic nerd. I had friends sure, but I did tend to be the butt of the classic "nerdy-kid" jokes.

One day in class we were doing some sort of busy work and I was seated across from one of the girls (let's call her BitchJ) who always loved to make fun of me and give me crap. The girl for some reason was stamping her feet up and down on the floor like a crazy person (not just the nervous knee thing that most people get from time to time, full on lifting and dropping them fuckers).

The massive shockwaves from her dinosaur stomping ending up knocking her glasses off the desk and somewhere right beneath her feet. Being the good guy that I was, I immediately yelled out "BitchJ, STOP, WATCH YOUR FEET!". She stops her foot, a few inches from her glasses, then looks at me and just asks, "Why?".

Now I could have told her that she was about to ruin her glasses, but for some reason I didn't. I happened to not be wearing my own glasses at the time, and on a lark I told her, "You're about to step on my glasses".

The bitch got the biggest grin on her face, lifted her foot back up and smashed it back down onto her own glasses. BitchJ heard them crack and bent down to pick the glasses up, still grinning at me without breaking her gaze. When she lifted the glasses up and looked at them, and realized they were her own, she started crying, loudly. Ran to the teacher.

It was wonderful


People say that revenge is overrated...I beg to differ. Just reading that felt good. 

Kinda makes you feel like:

Bitch deserved what she got.

So I finally got the date of my AMus Exam: 20th of May. That gives me just around a month to get my shit sorted.

Anyway, that was all I really wanted to share. And this. Have you ever finished a game of solitaire? Well, if you haven't, this is what you see at the end. On Windows. 95/XP

So yeah, that's all. I heard just lately that my Auntie had started doing some kind of Irish Dancing just for fitness. As always, when you start doing that kind of thing, you'll meet new people right? Sometimes, on the off chance, you might just meet someone you know. Sometimes, on the off chance, you'll meet someone you might've seen somewhere. 

Who would've known. What were the f***ing chances. 

If you're desperate to know, you'll find the name somewhere in this page. Not on the page. In. No innuendos intended :P but yeah. Who does that kinda thing anyway? Well then again, I'd do it too if the instructor was hot. Or something. Maybe. Actually maybe not.

Hint: Have you ever pressed the F12 button before? Just try it, you might see some stuff. It's pretty deep too. It's a lot easier if you have chrome. Just follow the colours man.

A la Prochaine~
on Tuesday, April 9, 2013
Since I'm creeping closer and closer toward insanity, I've been checking out a lot of /r/woahdude and gifs but this...

this shouldn't be possible. (note: you could be here a while)



















I never really thought that it was possible to do complete snake. Mainly because I didn't have the coordination or the patience to do it. 

I saw this symbol so many times in my childhood but I never knew that the colors never moved. It was just the fan wheel moving. 







Crazy right? Well since I'm going back to my five hour piano practice routine, here's a gif of a bunch of cats turning on a vacuum cleaner.




A la prochaine.
on Sunday, April 7, 2013












What? No. No. Nonononono. No, I said "bow to your leader" not thi-- Charles. CHARLES? CHARLES, WHERE ARE YOU. CHARLES HELP. Goddammit, they're everywhere. 

^From somewhere on reddit.

So while I'm busy losing a lot of my social capability/life, my fingers have been getting pretty warm just playing piano, coding stuff and putting them close to the computer screen. The only times I've left the house were when I went training, visiting my auntie's shop in Southbank and going outside to get the pizza delivery which was...pretty warming because that's what pizza does: warms up the hearts as much as it does the roof of your mouth.

In our family, my brother is the guy who you go to to talk about CDs, albums and stuff. I, on the other hand, am all about movies. Well, almost. If I'm not talking about martial arts or complaining about piano, I'll be at least thinking about movies. If I can find a movie that is based mainly around martial arts then the next time you see me, I'll probably be going crazy over it. Kinda like I did over Person of Interest.

So this latest movie is called A Company Man (회ė‚Žė›). My guess: it's probably rated R18+ but I watched it because I'm a rebel at heart. Anyway, it's about a guy who is your everyday suit-and-tie kind of worker except for the fact that he works for a very special kind of company. Ji Hyeong-do (So Ji-Sub) works for an organization of highly trained assassins disguised as a section chief at a metal trading company. Nobody suspects a killer to have feelings, especially not the best contract killer in the company. But when Hyeong-do falls in love with Su-yeon (Lee Mi-Yeon), he begins to feel guilty of his murderous and bloody past and wants to leave the company. Everyone knows that one does not simply leave a company of murderers without being hunted.

Good movie, lots of action. 9/10 could've had more daylight fight scenes and less dark scenes. Maybe a little more romance? More passion in the fighting to make it more personal. It was still great though.

I'm not sure if you're familiar of the legendary Streetlamp Le Moose. I'll just leave that there. And for what it's worth, it's worth the read.

So I'm done. I did this over two days which...is an accomplishment for me so



A la Prochaine~
on Wednesday, April 3, 2013



See what I mean by twitchy? Still crazy awesome.

Kthxbye.

A la Prochaine~
There's no such thing as boneless chi-- Oh. Right.










On a level of zero to Christopher Reeve, how superman are you?





Whoever made that was a genius but I still feel bad for laughing.




Not even flinching


"Bitch does it look like a I GIVE A DAMN."
















My god Yuri, stahp.

Yeah that's it. I should probably make gif albums on imgur next time.

First one isn't because I'm a rebel like that.

Next post: a really twitchy magician.

A la Prochaine~

on Monday, April 1, 2013


So I found this thing on reddit. A saxophone battle. In NYC. On the subway. How much more awesome can you get?




Almost as awesome as this:
















Yeah...that's about it.

A la Prochaine~