on Sunday, December 22, 2013
K so it's been a while I guess but it's all good now, I'm back. No need to worry. I've been overseas, though I don't normally disclose that because idk, it's just a habit that I've acquired over the years. I"m only 16, why am I talking about "over the years". Anyway, I'm in Taiwan and I'll just say this now: I've bought too much. Or so I think. People buy a shit load of stuff and don't think they've bought enough. Now I'm not that kinda guy (though sometimes, I have my moments) so the amount of clothes I've bought is a little over my limit. I've only been overseas for around about three weeks so here's what I've got so far (I'm going from memory here so forgive me if I'm a little vague):

H&M Slim Fit Deep Blue Blazer
H&M Denim Shirt
UNIQLO Denim Shirt
UNIQLO Pink V-Neck Tee
UNIQLO some kind of socks they were on special so yeah
Converse Classic Leather shoes
HUF Volley Cap
A skateboard
Camera battery
6 Lint rollers
2 bricks of cards (24 Decks)
The Fault In Our Stars (DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT THIS)
Some Oscar Wilde book that I really like. I really like Oscar Wilde.
and a bunch of other things, I can't quite remember at this point.

So yeah, that's about it, off the top of my head, anyway.

HOW are YOU guys going? I guess it's a little one-sided here but cmon, it's nearly Christmas so give me a little Christmas message or something. Anything. Maybe I'm desperate, maybe I'm not. Test me. I've been socialising with the exact same people for the last three weeks, I need someone new. I mean, I met some people on the train but chances are, I'm probably never going to see them again. New friends are good friends.

The Fault In Our Stars. I'm not really much of a literary critic but this book is good (see what I mean by not much of a literary critic?). It is, for want of a better word, a page-turner. I had my parents try to dig the book out of my hands to no avail, I nearly missed my stop on the train because I was so deep in the story, I didn't want to leave this world of Hazel Grace Lancaster and Augustus Waters. Talk to me about it. Okay? Okay.

So just recently (and by recently this could mean anywhere between last month and three minutes ago) a lot of porn has been coming up on my tumblr dash. Now don't take this as a complaint but there have been about 5 blogs which kinda just started popping up with NSFW tagged blogs. K that's about it.

You know what I like about Asia? Evian water is so cheap. In Australia, it's about $6 a liter. Here it's only a dollar for 500ml. Pretty good. And yes, you can taste the difference.

I HAVE MADE A DISCOVERY. I CAN KINDA EAT THINGS WITH EGG. For those who don't know, I've been allergic to egg since birth. What happens is, I eat egg and I throw it up, get a few rashes around my face and my throat gets itchy. Nothing serious. Earlier this year, mum bought fortune cookies and I ate a cookie or 5 and checked the ingredients on it. Flour, sugar, milk, preservative 376 or something, whole egg. About ten minutes had passed and normally it takes about a minute or two and I can sniff out egg in foods (yes, I'm that good). Predictably, I was excited. Mum and dad called it off as a fluke and said they used egg powder which is just chemically processed etc. so I went the next while egg free. About half way into third term (August - September), I had my first Snickers Bar. I never had one before. We were talking about foods and candy bars and whatnot. I said I'd never had one and people looked at me like I'd been deprived of the most basic human needs. They said something about "the food of gods". This turned out to be true. The following Saturday, I bought a Snickers bar and a Mars bar to Orchestra (never had Mars bars either). Indescribable. I was literally dancing out of excitement. And I had cheap iced coffee with it so I guess that did something.

So yeah. I think I already mentioned the Snickers/Mars bar story earlier before but oh well, you can read an updated, fresher, newer, juicier tastier up to date never before seen latest state-of-the-art new pristine mint fresh version of the Snickers/Mars bar story.

Damn, I should be a salesman.

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1: Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.
2: Talk about your first kiss.
3: Talk about the person you've had the most intense romantic feelings for.
4: Talk about the thing you regret most so far.
5: Talk about the best birthday you've had.
6: Talk about the worst birthday you've had.
7: Talk about your biggest insecurity.
8: Talk about the thing you are most proud of.
9: Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.
10: Talk about the biggest fight you've ever had.
11: Talk about the best dream you've ever had.
12: Talk about the worst dream you've ever had.
13: Talk about the first time you had sex/how you imagine your first time.
14: Talk about a vacation.
15: Talk about the time you were most content in life.
16: Talk about the best party you've ever been to.
17: Talk about someone you want to be friends with.
18: Talk about something that happened in elementary school.
19: Talk about something that happened in middle school.
20: Talk about something that happened in high school.
21: Talk about a time you had to turn someone down.
22: Talk about your worst fear.
23: Talk about a time someone turned you down.
24: Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.
25: Talk about an ex-best friend.
26: Talk about things you do when you're sick.
27: Talk about your favorite part of someone else's body.
28: Talk about your fetishes.
29: Talk about what turns you on.
30: Talk about what turns you off.
31: Talk about what you think death is like.
32: Talk about a place you remember from your childhood.
33: Talk about what you do when you are sad.
34: Talk about the worst physical pain you've endured.
35: Talk about things you wish you could stop doing.
36: Talk about your guilty pleasures.
37: Talk about someone you thought you were in love with.
38: Talk about songs that remind you of certain people.
39: Talk about things you wish you'd known earlier.
40: Talk about the end of something in your life.