Je veux quelque chose à faire chez moi avec Ninjas

Don't bother translating that on google translate; it's hardly ever accurate.

Maybe you could do something like
"Je veux quelque chose à faire" first and "chez moi" after that and you'll get the gist of it.

nonononono. Actually, you can just not put a full stop at the end and it'll be fine.

That works.

Unless, of course, you speak fluent French in which case you can correct my grammar (?)

For the lazy, it means I'm bored.

How about this, if you can, find me on Omegle. I'll be under the interests "Ninjas"

Ask "How can you keep away from ninjas?"
and I'll respond "Ninjas can't catch you if you're on fire."

Just try it out :P

A la Prochaine~