So maths was due today. I didn't turn up to school because I was killing myself under a pile of used tissues. Because I was sick. No other reason

No but seriously, I'm sick as a dog. AMus went, well, not as preferable as I'd have liked and all this shit is piling one over the other and it's tripping over itself.

Back to maths (yeah, fuck me right?) I'm pretty sure everyone spent the night doing something along the lines of:

While all the smart kids are like:







So yeah, kids, always start your assignments early.