Mid trip update~ warning, fairly long

So this is pretty much a mid-trip update so it's pretty much a whole lot about nothing.

As a generalisation, it's had its extremes. Like it's had its highs and lows. There was this duo (black American and White Australian) doing break dancing and stuff so the black guy asked everyone to clap along in his really Black American from the Bronx accent. "Aight, I want everyone to clap along now, yeah? Alright here we go. (starts clapping). Alright, white people find your rhythm." And then, he got all excited when he saw another black guy.

Earlier today, I was forced to accompany visited this massive Louis Vuitton store on George Street. Seriously, this place is like those stores you see in movies: the guy at the door opens it for you, everything in the store has a golden timge and there's this well-tailored man with glasses that looks like he's disgusted by all the not-so-classy people strutting around.

Me: Walks out of an LV store
My assumption: Dude, I bet everyone is judging you so hard right now, why don't you trip down the stairs right about now?
Me: Fuck.
Wow, I don't know if the that even made sense.

Boxing day was hectic. People everywhere. The foodcourt was crazy. People had to line up for shops and supermarkets. Maybe that's normal but I guess I just don't go shopping enough to know.

The buskers here are amazing. Some of them are good and some of them are just beyond amazing. One of the guys had a make-shift electric cello, a mic and a looper so that he could sing and beatbox at the same time. Singers everywhere. There was a drummer doing solos, there were three groups breakdancing that I've seen so far and there has only been one magician and he wasn't all that good. With the breakdancing groups, the best one was made up of an American and an Australian. Wait, sorry, I've already mentioned that. I'm doing this post over two days so just put up with me for a bit.

Les Misérables is AMAZING. I don't cry much, almost at all and this movie was just asdfjkl; I never knew Russell Crowe could sing so well. Sure he's got some room to improve but still, he did well. Hugh Jackman is just being his normal amazing self. Cassette and Marius are probably my favourite couple in the whole thing but then again, they're the only notable couple in the whole film but their voices are simply exquisite. Their duos, oh god, their duos.

If you're still with me here, good job, keep it up we're almost there, just one more story. Actually, no. I'll leave it for next time because I'm busy fanboying over Zhang Zi Yi in Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. Girls with swords right? ;)

A la Prochaine.

School fights and sword fights

Ok so, I just had about 50 hello pandas and a cup of milk and I'm not feeling too good so don't mind what I'm about to say.

So eating that many hello pandas is bound to leave a caffeine-sensitive person like me in a hyper kind of state. As a result, I normally crave a really good fight scene from any movie. Or just an action movie of any sort. As long as it's good. This time, I found this scene from Once Upon a Time in a High School (some Korean movie, idk). I found it oddly satisfying.





At a certain point I started thinking, "OK, well, he's gone long enough, he's bound to get tired by now." BUT NO. He just keeps on fighting. Fuck, this guy is amazing. adsjfklas;jfdklsa;fjdksla;fjdkslal; this is what you call a good fight scene. You can hear every ping of the nunchuck, every thump of a punch especially at around 4:14.

I dunno. I guess. Long story short, this is how I feel I would like to do to a lot of the kids at school. As psychotic, violent and perhaps disturbing as this sounds, this is what my mind looks like when I get bored. Actually, not even when I'm bored. Just whenever I feel like it. Y'know those mind games that people play when they're bored? Stuff like: figuring out how screwed you are if a zombie apocalypse happened where you were. No? Just me? Ok then.

Anyway, I'll be on my way to Sydney tomorrow afternoon and I haven't finished packing yet. So in the meantime, I'll just keep watching Korean sword movie scenes because they're just so sexy.

Girls with swords are sexier than girls with guns. Just sayin'

That's probably enough from me.

Must watch: Sword in the Moon and Shadowless Sword. I haven't watched them yet but I'm really keen. Like really keen.

A la Prochaine~

All over the place

So I know I've been a little all over the place with pretty much everything. From the Prestige to foodporn. From turkey dubstep to alpaca masks. From male strippers to Korean super girl groups. And just this last week and a bit have been all about: magic, comedy and, lately, Girls' Generation.

Two suggestions from comedy:
Tim Minchin


and the Boy with Tape on his Face




Both are freaking hilarious. Then, again, one of them doesn't talk at all while the sings at almost all of his gigs.

For magic:



Check out his other videos. This guy. Is just. omigod. what

GIRLS' GENERATION
Just check out the other two posts with Yuri and "I got a Boy"

Apparently, I Got A Boy is meant to have Exo in it as well so I'm looking forward to that. (fuck, what am I, bi or something?)

Anyway, I'm gonna catch some zzz's so g'night.

A la Prochaine~

*faints*

So EXO was meant to have their comeback somewhere around today but as it turns out it's actually SNSD's. Girls' Generation's comeback is on the 1st of January 2013 and asdjfkl; asdfjklda;fjdkl;agjfdklda;fjdkl;safjdklsa;hgak;ljfdkla;gjfdkla; yeah.

They released this song earlier today and

asdfjkla;jfdkls;afjdklsa  my future wife Taeyeon is just asdfjkl;afjdklsa;f

And of course there's Jessica and Yoona and Tiffany.
WHAT IS AIR.

Yuri stahp. Stahp it Yuri. water yu doing.

*faints*

I am so done.

A la Prochaine.

Dead Straight

So I don't know if you guys know but my blog resembles something that of a girl's blog (yeah, shirtless guys included). As a result of that, my friends (Leemay, in particular) have this thing where I'm almost like the gay friend my "sister" even calls me Ellie now (then again, that's been going for a while now).

But earlier today, someone posted this video on tumblr and I'm pretty sure I'm straight now.


Like, dead straight.

Like what.

Goddammit Yuri. Oh my fuck, I'll probably be listening to all my GG Albums again.

Anyway, I've been pretty bored with cleaning the house and whatnot and we have made astounding progress. I'm pretty happy with it. And something else I'm proud of is the progress we've made in Zelda Twilight Princess. We managed to get through about 5 dungeons in 2 days and for us that's pretty good.

That's probably enough from me so here's a yawning kitten.

A la Prochaine~

26 Questions

So I had an anon have me answer all of these questions so I think I'll post them here first.

1. the person i like and why i like them.
2. a famous person i’ve been compared to.
3. 5 things that irritate me about the same sex/opposite sex.
4. the best thing that has happened to me this week.
5. weird things i do when i’m alone.
6. how i’d spend ten thousand bucks.
7. things i like and things i don’t like about the way i look.
8. my last night out in detail.
9. something that makes me sad when i think about it.
10. something i’ve lied about.
11. would i rather be stranded on a desert island with someone i love for ten years or someone i hate for a month? explain why.
12. something i’m currently worrying about.
13. one person from tumblr i’d throw off a cliff, one i’d marry and one i’d fuck.
14. something i do without realising.
15. lyrics that apply to my current situation/mood.
16. a drunken story.
17. something i regret.
18. post a picture of myself.
19. my longest relationship and who it was with.
20. press ctrl v and post.
21. post a bit of my last IM convo.
22. 5 things i want to change.
23. my view on being tumblr famous.
24. someone i’d like to be for a day and why.
25. 5 things within touching distance.
26. story of my first kiss.

1. Well for a start, she's smart, she blogs, she's pretty, likes the music that I do, has that kind of attitude, passionate about the stuff that she loves. as to who she is, well, I'm pretty sure she reads my blog ;D
2. No one has really compared me to anyone but I've been compared to a few Korean actors .__.
3. 5 things that irritate me about the same sex: a) when the guys my age are really immature, it pisses me off b) when guys touch you all over, i dunno, it's just... i have this "private square" thing c) man-sluts d) when guys don't know when to back off from another girl and e) shitty drunk guys are pretty annoying.
4. Best thing that happened to me this week: well I've been home alone for the first time in a while for most of the week so that's been pretty awesome.
5. Sing really badly. Like when no one else is in the house, I just play my music really loud and yeah.
6. Return plane tickets to Korea. and I'll buy stuff there because everything's so cheap. That would be amazing.
7. I somewhat like it that people think I'm Korean. I like my little hair flick on my right. Although I don't like my build, my leg/body proportion, my height and my frizzy hair.
8. Shit. It's been so long I don't even remember anymore
9. A lot of things. I guess there's one where I just don't know what I'm gonna do if I don't get my shit together. Which is where I just start thinking too much and I start blowing things way out of proportion and I start trying to get organise myself and then I get frustrated at myself.
10. There was this one time where I lied about how Mark's birthday party was a complete breeze for me where, in fact, I was walking around the city for around 2 hours looking for the damn venue until I realised they changed places.
11. Someone I hate for a month. for sure. I mean, it's a desert island. I personally wouldn't want to be there for a week. If I was stranded there for a month, I'd probably get stuff cleared up between us while trying to survive so that would probably work.
12. Something I'm worrying about: this house is a mess and we have a party in a two weeks and this shit is going to take at least a a week with four people but since I'll be the only one at home for the next week, it's gonna be pretty hectic
13.Throw off a cliff: well I love everyone I follow and I love my followers but there's always that one faggot that pops up and he's 11 years old or something and has a crappy theme and is a "Christian" and hates on black people and loves Taylor Swift, and whatnot.
Marry: k-styled. I don't know when I followed her blog but I think she's pretty amazing. She's Korean and lives in England, I mean, how good can that get?
Fuck: every-seven-seconds. over 18 blog. ;)
14. Something I do without realising: pulling my shoulder back and cracking my back
15. Anything from Clazziquai - Lazy Sunday Morning
16. I haven't really been drunk but there was this one time on an overnight train between cities in China in a school group and I got drunk with a bunch of teachers (NB this wasn't my school) and we started singing Bohemian Rhapsody and it was really good because everyone had an "instrument".
17. Something I regret: Not speaking early enough
18. well maybe later
19. Cathie; around 6 months
20. I really don't want to repost the whole list of questions
21. I haven't got access to it anymore
22. a) My social position with a lot of people b) my brother's attitude toward a lot of things c) the fact that a lot of my friends are becoming more and more distant d) my room arrangement e) changing from IT to art.
23. It would take a heap of effort but I'm on holidays now so I guess it's not too bad but come next year, I'd probably lose a whole lot of followers if I don't drop out of school.
24. Someone I'd like to be for a day. A day. Only a day? Well how about this. You become someone you hate for a day and you get completely wasted and end up somewhere like a bar or something so that when you become yourself again, you here that some person you hate got wasted and ended up in a bar.
25. 5 things within touching distance: keyboard, mouse, electric keyboard and my old cello
26.

Well, do I really hav-- y'know, is that really necessary?

Hah. Nope.

Magic Mike

Before I start talking, NO JUDGING. I've just finished the campaign of an entire game, there's not much to do on tumblr, I'm bored as shit and my friend told me that it was good. And I'm not questioning my sexuality. Which is good.

The thing about male strippers is that they get more money and appreciation than female strippers. How do I know this? I was talking to a male stripper on Omegle about it who pretty much grew up in the business. And plus the guys don't get abused as much by their bosses.Just sayin' 

It's a good movie although it has a rather predictable story line but I guess that's not the point right? :P Anyway, I'm going to make this sound as non homosexual as possible: the guys have very good...aesthetics. No offence, but Channing Tatum doesn't even have abs, man .___. maybe under a good light but I guess they didn't get it right in Magic Mike. 

Channing Tatum. Hmmm. It's one of those words/names that don't sound right after you say it too many times. 

ANYWAY. Getting away from that. Expendables 2 is just, literally, too awesome. It has a Arnold Schwarznegger, Bruce Willis, Jet Lee, Jason Statham, Sylvester Stallone, Terry Crews and just a whole lot of awesomeness packed into just under two hours but the awesomeness isn't complete with the Lone Wolf: Chuck Norris.
Stallone: "I've heard another rumor...you were bitten by a king cobra?"
Norris: "Yeah, I was... and after five days of agonizing pain...the cobra died." 

The movie is just...epic.

One movie I can't wait for is Les Miserables. I might've talked about it before, I can't quite remember. Anyway, this is the musical of my childhood. I've seen the it at least 10 times in the last two years. When I first saw the trailer on TV, I accidentally choked on my drink and probably inhaled some. Yeah, that's how excited I am for it. I knew that Anne Hathaway and Hugh Jackman could sing but not Russel Crowe. I had no idea.

I'm pumped, excited, ecstatic, whatever you wanna call it.

That'll be enough, I guess.

A la prochaine~